Monday, November 06, 2006

First Edition

Well here it is. The first, and proably a collectors edition, of the Douche Bag Daily. A few years ago a friend and I started a "Douche Bag" list. It started as a list of local people that by their actions were classified as douchebags. Now everyone does or says something stupid at some point in their lives. These are the people that receive temporary "DB" status. Then there are the true professionals. The people that day in and day out say and do the things that qualify them as Pro Douche Bags. These are the elite-the cream of the crop-the best of the best-the ones that when they show up at a party you can just bet that someone will get pissed off, pissed on or worse. So stand by folks. We are going to name names. Show photos. Post contact information. Hire lawyers (because we'll probably need them). There will be more to come. But right now I have to go get some Vitamin "V" and enter an on-line poker tournament. Don't tell me that my priorities aren't in order. See you tomorrow.