The secret is finally out. I knew that there had to be more than ignorance and arrogance behind the decisions "G Dub" has made during his reign as King, err, I mean President. Looking back on it now all the signs were clearly evident. The dis-associated, far-away look, the garbled speeches, the irrational decisions, those frequent "vacations" to Camp David and his ranch in Texas. All those overseas flights on Air Force One where he conveniently doesn't have to go through Customs or be x-rayed by the TSA. So come on George, share a little. You only have a few months left in office. Get up off the stash. How about including an 8 Ball with the Stimulus Checks?